hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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