Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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