Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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