Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet