so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?