Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making