So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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