Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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