Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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