Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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