So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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