I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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