if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla