Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.