I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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