well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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