I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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