at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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