everyone is single if you try hard enough
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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