Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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