I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!