just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.