I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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