Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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