I love you!
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT