My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
What changed your mind?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.