sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.