I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
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I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.