Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.