You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Randomize