ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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