We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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