You're so nebulous sometimes
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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