that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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