dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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