She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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