He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
he puts the penis in happiness.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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