yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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