the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN