I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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