I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there