So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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