so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You don't make any sense
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