I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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