i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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