one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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