You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
pop tarts are not kleenex
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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