I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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