But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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