It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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