I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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