normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She bit a glass in half.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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