We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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