Having a random hookup so left but love u
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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