Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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