i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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