That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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